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| User: | tedkennedy (48023) |
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| Name: | Ted Kennedy | |||||
| Website: | And these crimes between us | |||||
| Location: | Laurinburg, North Carolina, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1984-10-02 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  rockyhorrorrache (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | I'll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown Who worked in a circus that came through town. His shoes were too big and his hat was too small, But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. He had a trombone to play loud silly tunes, He had a green dog and a thousand balloons. He was floppy and sloppy and skinny and tall, But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. And every time he did a trick, Everyone felt a little sick. And every time he told a joke, Folks sighed as if their hearts were broke. And every time he lost a shoe, Everyone looked awfully blue. And every time he stood on his head, Everyone screamed, "Go back to bed!" And every time he made a leap, Everybody fell asleep. And every time he ate his tie, Everyone began to cry. And Cloony could not make any money Simply because he was not funny. One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why he looked so sad, And he told them all why he felt so bad. He told of Pain and Rain and Cold, He told of Darkness in his soul, And after he finished his tale of woe, Did everyone cry? Oh no, no, no, They laughed until they shook the trees With "Hah-Hah-Hahs" and "Hee-Hee-Hees." They laughed with howls and yowls and shrieks, They laughed all day, they laughed all week, They laughed until they had a fit, They laughed until their jackets split. The laughter spread for miles around To every city, every town, Over mountains, 'cross the sea, From Saint Tropez to Mun San Nee. And soon the whole world rang with laughter, Lasting till forever after, While Cloony stood in the circus tent, With his head drooped low and his shoulders bent. And he said,"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT-- I'M FUNNY JUST BY ACCIDENT." And while the world laughed outside. Cloony the Clown sat down and cried. - Shel Silverstein Mary had a little lamb, 'twas awful dumb, it's true. It followed her across the street and now it's mutton stew. My friends have not seen London, They've never been to France, But yesterday at recess They saw my underpants. I kicked the ball, my skirt flew up And I know what they saw. The girls all stared and blushed and laughed, The boys said, "Oo-la-la!" I've thought a lot about it. This conclusion I have drawn: I'm embarrassed that they saw them, But I'm glad I had them on. put rockstar shut-me-ups on your own page! | |||||
| Interests: | 124: 311, a clockwork orange, a new found glory, a perfect circle, afi, alkaline trio, almost famous, annie lennox, ap government & politics, atheism, bad religion, band aids, beads, being creative, being racharoo, billie holiday, bjork, bob marley, body modification, bon jovi, bracelets, brak, buddha, candy kids, cats, chasing amy, cheese fries, clerks, collages, coloring, concerts, country, dan barker, dancing, dead kennedys, depeche mode, dogma, drawing, eating, fairies, fiona apple, fleetwood mac, freedom from religion, french fries, glow-in-the-dark stuff, goobly goose, goofyness, hairbows, hating scruffy white boys, interesting people, jared leto, jelly beans, jimmy fallon, kaos, kevin smith, lamps, less than jake, live journal, liz phair, mallrats, meggieroo, millencolin, moltar, motley crue, moutain dew, movies, music, my little pony, nursery rhymes, painting, people, photos, pj harvey, playing bass, political science, politics, posters, powerpuff girls, ppft, pretty people, psh, punk, radiohead, rancid, ravers, rem, requiem for a dream, rings, saftey pins, sarcasm, sewing, silver, sleep, sleepytime tea, sour things, space ghost, sparkles, sponge bob square pants, stabbing westward, staind, stars, steely dan, stevie nicks, stress, sxe, system of a down, taproot, techno, ted kennedy, the cure, the deftones, the doors, the park, tom petty, tori amos, u2, velvet goldmine, webpages, weezer, wheatus, wintergreen breathmints, wit, yummienesss, zorak | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 13: annabelablue, blckmajik86, dieselsweeties, enderwiggins, iamtheburgaking, ioncow00, plsdontbanme, primal_concrete, rstevens, sheloveshim, supportra, twilightslut, underglass | |||||
| Member of: | 13: artfilm101, atheist, band_aids, clubneon, craftgrrl, dashboard_con, donnie_darko, ironcheffan, show_your_boobs, squarepants, velvet_goldmine, viewaskew, vintage_sex | |||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||
